Wednesday, November 1, 2023

That one time The Golden Girls fought H.P. Lovecraft.


Fan fiction idea. Crossover. The Golden Girls head to Innsmouth, MA after learning that Rose’s childhood friend, Jessica Fletcher, went missing while investigating a series of odd murders. 

 


There they discover mayhem, murder, and eldritch horrors while Dorothy reconnects with an old flame who may know more about the missing Jessica than he lets on. Finally, the plucky friends locate the kidnapped Jessica who is minutes away from becoming the latest sacrifice to the Deep Ones who lurk below the waves. 

 


Outnumbered and quickly succumbing to the dark magic of the town, the group appears doomed until a sleek black car smashes through the old church wall. Adorned with a single red light sliding back and forth like a demon’s eye searching for souls, the vehicle plows through the cultists. 

 


 

Coming to a screeching stop in front of the shocked crowd, out steps Micheal Knight. In rush the police, Sophia rushes to Michael, and the day and world are saved.

Somewhere in the multiverse this was a made for television special, and it was glorious.