Ah, election time.
The season where we flex our ancient talent for creating
gods and monsters. Build them up with wants and wishes. Tear them down when their
need is done. Or simply dispel them when some clever mage on the “other side”
crafts a spell exposing the mere human hiding underneath. Not to worry. Plenty
more where that came from. Donate now! The Vatican thinks it knows a thing or
two about sinners and saints? Amateurs. If it’s for a good cause then normal
rules don’t apply. Heck, even abnormal rules don’t apply. It’s “us” versus “them”,
remember? This is WAR so don’t be so damn judgmental. Besides, plenty more where that came from. Not
to worry. Donate now! Remember what you are fighting for. Make it your life
until we tell you about the new thing we need to make the most important thing
which is WAY more important than the last three things that we told you were
the important thing to think about. I know it is confusing. It’s supposed to
be. We’re smarter than the “other side”. That’s why we’re here! We’ll let you
know what to remember and what to forget. Let us do the heavy lifting. You have
so much on your plate and here’s a list to constantly remind you. The best
minds, our minds, are working on solutions right now, but you have to donate! Without your help we can't take control and fix everything. Yes, get in control and fix you.
I know what that sounds like, but words don’t always mean what they
sound like. You know that, right? You’re smart enough to know that, right? I know it is confusing.
Not to worry. Plenty more ideas where those came from. Donate now!
Support your candidate of choice. It is for your own good.
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