Sunday, October 10, 2021

The Haunting's House - horror short fiction

 


It held the land, the house.

It squatted upon a foundation of fieldstone; walls held straight by thick lengths of timber cut from the fresh bodies of trees. Floors, windows, stairs, and rooms crowned like a king with gables of ornate grey slate. And, like a king, it held the land. Nothing grew from the dirt in its cellar. Nothing was kept safe or secret with its doors. Nothing mattered save the house.

But what is a king without servants? How can a king force its will, without a force to will? The house called for knights. Many heard the call.

Shortly afterward, the husband and wife who lived in the house, the young pair who had built it from a dream of what their future together might be, died. A tragic accident, it was called.     

Time passed.

A new couple came to the house carrying their belongings and their hopes. They dusted and they cleaned and they planned. The house watched and waited, but only shortly. The pair were eventually found, having not been seen for several days, by their neighbors come to check in on the new residents. They were carried out in pine boxes under rosy stained linen. A terrible crime, pronounced the men as they placed the boxes side-by-side in the back of the wagon. Such nice folks didn't deserve such an end, they all agreed. They pushed the horses on, eager to get home to their own families for surely a madman was loose in the area. The knights danced around pieces that were never found.

Time passed.                                                                                                               

More people came. They placed thin strands of copper within the house’s walls; strands that were married to larger strands coming from the outside. An odd box, strange and heavy, flashed to life. The king and its knights watched the box. It gave the house new thoughts that widened the march of its red knowledge. Such a wise king to see the very, very old in such a new device. The house went upon the people slowly now. The name of this new land was terror. Slow terror for the man. Slow terror for the woman. Slow terror, first and foremost, for the two small ones. A creaking door here, a misplaced object there. Words of mistrust and infidelity slipped into sleeping ears. The knights hid their presence save for the children. They were made to see and hear and feel the nightmares in the walls. Opened closet doors revealed nothing to the tired, worried parents. The king listened with delight to the slowly growing songs of arguments and accusations. Silent anger and mistrust grew with every scratched and bruised little arm or leg. Could she, would he really do that to them? Why do the kids keep crying about monsters and ghosts? Finally, the inevitable happened. The parents exploded at each other in anger and frustration. The king watched his garden come to blossom. The children tried to stop their parents from fighting. The cried and screamed it was the house, but they were ignored in the angry din. One more drop was needed. The parent's gun, always carefully hidden away, now sat in plain view. The parents saw the gun...and stopped. They looked at it and back at each other. They then took a step back, reaching out for their children. This was not what the king had expected or wanted. The family as one moved toward the front door. Stupid little things! it raged. Stupid little ruinous things! The knights poured out over them. This time, many people came to carry away the work. Most milled about outside whispering back and forth, stopping only for the occasional nervous look at the house itself. The ones in blue uniforms snapped flashing pictures, drew lines, made measurements, and shook their heads in confusion and disgust. The knights begged to be released again. Their frustrated king said no. They obeyed.

Time passed, but memories tinted red resist fading.

People did not come back.

The king squatted perturbed upon its fieldstone. The emptiness felt wrong. It waited and waited while the world outside changed and grew. Eventually people did come, but like the world this too had changed. They came not to live in the house, but to see it or be in its presence. A few even broke in, or so they thought. All, however, spoke low and fearful about IT. The House. The king liked this. Its knights scratched and itched longing to act, but the king only replied Aim your weapons at their eyes and ears, it declared. Gift me screams. The knights did as commanded fashioning new edges. No blood, said the king. No blood cried the knights. Its kingdom grew from the whispers and tales of those who walked or ran away.

Unless, of course, it was a time for blood.

A stumbling loner. A collared animal. For these things, the king sometimes unleashed its knights. It was a generous king, after all.  

Time passed. Bloodied memories stretched like a web from the house.

It came to happen one day, that a person came to the house. They did not come in the secret of night, but in the bright light of day. They, in fact, had a key for the front door. The king, IT, the house, watched with interest. More people soon arrived to join the first. They walked all the house speaking plainly of the king’s deeds while opening doors and peering in closets. Some carried in boxes, just like those in the past always did. The king liked the seeing familiar. It liked hearing their words more. When two of the newcomers removed the front door, this puzzled the king. When they then removed the back door, the puzzlement grew. The king took no action, however. It was curious, and besides little things loved doors. They would be reattached soon enough. Large lights were carried inside. Shovels and pry bars and small beeping boxes were passed from person to person. Three collared animals reluctantly sniffed throughout its halls and basement. The knights kept silent for they had never seen people act in such ways. Floorboards were lifted, too easily. Holes were dug, too deep. Walls were turned inside out. A small hush followed each bundle carefully carried outside.

They will leave, declared the king. More will follow. This is the way of the world. The knights quickly agreed with their king. Faster, thought the king. Yes, they must leave faster so the old can replace the new.

On the second floor, a door suddenly swung into the face of a man. His nose CRACKED. He stumbled to the floor. The king, had it a face, smiled. The people, however, did not flee. They brought in axes and splintered the door. And another. And another. A knight pushed a woman down a flight of stairs. Angry cries rose from the people as they carried her away. A basement window was smashed out. Then another. Then more. A sharp command rose above the clamor. The king turned its attention beyond its walls.

An old man, a young woman, two men with arms entwined, and several others stood shoulder to shoulder facing the house. The king looked at them and they at IT. They SAW the king.

I have seen eyes like those. That one’s nose. That one’s stance. But where? wondered the king. Most stirred its memory, but a few seemed quite familiar. The house had seen so many people over the years, killed so many. The knights felt their king’s confusion. The bits and scraps carried off. Thieves of privacy, how had they known to look? The king found only nagging familiarity. They hadn’t lived here. Nothing lived here, only stayed for a time. It knew them somehow…or knew people in the past who had looked like them… But lo! Look! The others were hurriedly leaving the house, leaving their boxes behind.   

They are people. Candle flickers and nothing more. I was before them. I will be after them. My knights will roam to twist and tear! Drinking the refreshed certainty in its words, the knights lifted their voices knowing what would come next. 

The king let slip its hold.

The knights wailed and screamed as they raced free throughout hallways and rooms toward the rabble outside. The horrors crawling out through broken basement windows heard a popping sound from an abandoned box, like the sound of a joint being pulled apart.

FIRE!

In name and act, burst hungry from its hidden cage, biting for purchase in anything it could find.

FIRE!

Poured out from all the left boxes, smothering floors, and climbing walls. The people had seeded the house with flame!

Roaring tongues boiled and ate at its wooden body, while all the king could do was slam open and shut what impotent doors or windows remained. It cried out from under the racing consumption filling it. Inch by foot by yard it was disappearing into unbeing. Aged walls shuddered, free finally to bend and fall. Its crown collapsed. The knights shrieked and cursed as they faded back into less than the thin shadows they were before they held the anchor of their king. They piled upon each other grasping the shrinking handholds. Their cries and ranks fading forever beneath the panicked weight. The house pulled desperately unto itself, clutching at its slipping existence trying to remain, to be. The flames reached ever higher, growing in hunger, until finally they starved and faded.

Time passed. No sirens came. Smoke drifted to the sky disinterested in its birth. Slowly the group too faded with silent nods and “thank you” glances. A few stayed longer to watch and wait, to be safe and sure, and if needed to burn even the ashes again and again. And so, they waited.

Time passed a final time. The work, it was clear, was done. The watchers stood guard over a char-black huddle of old wood. Nothing moved without reason. No sounds were heard without plain cause. The house along with its longest resident was gone, both having died empty and alone.

 

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 Hello, gentle reader. There's more to the story 

Click here - "The Haunting's House" is a sequel, I think.

*Orb Weaver spider pic courtesy of the spider dropping into the middle of my evening walk in a local park. Almost went face-first into it.   

 


Monday, July 26, 2021

William Shatner's 90th Birthday Celebration at the Star Trek Set Tour, Ticonderoga NY

July 24th, 2021 found me (yet again) in the parking lot of 112 Montcalm St. It was 7:30 AM. Sunny, but not yet hot from the long absent sun. I stood with my father in line amongst many waiting to check-in. All was right in the world for we were only minutes away from eating a hearty, delicious breakfast at Burlleigh's Luncheonette.

A day of of Trek awaited us.

There's no way Shatner is 90. This man is a machine! A fun, fast, and witty machine!

A day of like-minded humans gathered from near and very far to celebrate the 90th birthday of an actor who so vibrantly, so unknowingly (along with many talented others) helped turn three seasons of corporate television into over 50 yrs of hope and inspiration to millions


Like I said, a typical day of Trek.

And James? WOW! Your crew did a great job. YOU did a fantastic job performing Saturday night! Just wonderful. My post will not do it justice. Gentle reader, allow me to present award winning Elvis impersonator James Crawley, the creator of the Star Trek Original Series Set Tour.


I'm still debating with myself on HOW to present the day. Until I decide, I want to reach out to some people I did not have the chance to swap contact info with before I left dinner.

In no order at all:

1. Unexpected Lowe's Employee who has an amazing custom built Enterprise

2. 90% Shatner guy who has one of those pencil cases

3. Doc Brown hair father with a great laugh

4. Utica woman who sometimes falls asleep binge watching. 

If by some miracle you see this, please drop me a line. You helped make the day that much better. 

Until then...

Be well, gentle readers.

Sam 


II.

A bit more now. A bit of the tour.


One of the tour guides let my group know that each tour Bill gave was a crapshoot. He went where he felt and relayed whatever he wanted to. The tour guide was quite correct. The above pic from the recreation of the sick bay is bittersweet. Bill was relaying a story that came to mind about when he visited DeForest Kelley and his wife when they were nearing the end of their lives. It was hard to hear, like real-life often is. Bill paused after the telling. What he was thinking, I have no idea. He was lost in his own mind for several seconds. Then he moved us to the next room and carried on. It was a REAL moment. I don't know how else to describe it. 



Eventually, we landed on the bridge. That was pretty cool. He took questions and relayed stories about his work on stage and radio. It was interesting. It explained much of why Trek was not a priority in his life for so many years. Bill described it, if I understood him right, as: I did THIS. Now THIS is over. Time to move onto the next THIS. He used the example of how Paramount BURNED the original set. Then how they BURNED the set from the first Trek movie. Then they BURNED the set from the second movie! Trek was a part of his work, not the sum or goal of his work. It made sense. 



And through it all, Bill gave suggestions (and honestly some outright commands) to help keep the lines moving for the attendees. It was impressive to see him mold the event for the positive. He wasn't merely a celebrity in a chair, and this was definitely not his first rodeo. He signed five-hundred autographs in two hours! During the panel talk at the high school Bill, aged 90, was calling people in the audience out for yawning! It was hilarious. The above pic is a laser-etched copy of our (Strongarm Labs) "To Serve a Prince" story poster tying in classic fairy tale NPC's into the origins of Trek's Red Shirts. Shatner was handed the piece, flipped it over, asked the assistant, "What is this this?" I replied to him it was a story I wrote tied to Trek while dropping a reference to the question I asked him during the panel talk earlier that day. He nodded, smiled, and signed it. Did he read it? Not even close! Not a word passed his eyes!

Oh well....I had to remember he had all these other people to serve. 
 
Then it was time for lunch at House of Pizza. Yum. 
 

The lines spanned the length of the parking lot and turned down the street. You can't see the VIP line in this pic. There was a LOT of people. 

III. Afterward. 

The day was my father's first trip to the set tour. He's the reason why Trek is part of me. He watched Trek when it was on the air. He shared the re-runs with me when I was a small child in the 70's. We decided then and there we'd come back on a day NOT filled with lines or Shatner. We'll be back so my Dad can experience the tour as it is supposed to be experienced. He'll be able to take his time. He'll be able to re-live the moments that became examples to me on how to treat other people. He'll be able to enjoy the brief time television time shared his view of future. I can't wait.

Be well, gentle reader. All for now.
 
Come visit the tour for yourself.   www.startrektour.com

-Sam 









Monday, July 5, 2021

Comic Book Rant Because I'm Old And Think I Know Shit

I happened into a place. It had comics. Lots and lots of 80's and 90's comics with lots and lots of 80's and 90's independent comics. Not even a comic shop, just a store that sells used books and movies. For whatever reason, it also had long boxes teeming with comics. Holy crap that's f'ing cool, am I right? What a find. The money and joy flowed like the swollen rivers of Spring.
 
One title had an introduction by cover artist Matt Wagner. Yes, that Matt Wagner. Fantastic. He described Bill Widener’s Go-Man as:”...if Jack Kirby’s meth-headed grandson read a whole lot of Marshall McLuhan while an episode of Miami Vice blared away at him from a thirty foot screen.” 
 

 

Marshall McLuhan evoked in a comic book introduction? What? How is this possible?! 
 
Oh yeah, it was 1989. 
 
Comics were a beast of a different fur back then. The Big Two fought over talent and market share, while the independent ecosystem flourished. No, most independent titles didn’t stay afloat long, but the whirling melange of new titles flashing into existence to fill the voids struggled well to the betterment of the medium. Tim Burton, Mr. Mom, and Wilbur Force assembled to make a little fan flick called "Batman". Verily, foundations were being well set into the Earth. We were two short years from 1991's "X-Men" #1 selling eight million copies. Four years from Vertigo birthing itself in a gas station bathroom stall to the piped music of Tom Waits. And social messages? To think of today’s market as the watermark for diversity is to ignore the life and times of Karen Berger. Ann Nocenti’s "Daredevil" run alone was a college course in cultural affairs. The market was teeming with the rehashed and the startling new. And today? Well, I don’t see it that way. Maybe I am wrong. Am I? 
 
I desperately hope I am. 

1992 book making fun of speculators who, unironically, almost killed the industry in the 90's. Love. It.


Are YOU learning anything new from comics? Name more than two comics today that do, or could, invoke McLuhan. Where’s Yukio Mishima? Where’s Robert Anton Wilson? Where's Ayn Rand? Where's Anansi? Where’s Joseph Campbell? Where's Charlotte Perkins Gilman? Where's Robert Bly? Where’s Heraclitus? Where are the Grimm Brothers? Where’s Hypatia? Where's Thomas Aquinas? Where's Burroughs? Where's Plath? Where's Ellison? Where’s the Golden Ratio? Where’s Vonnegut? Where’s Waldo? I want the sequential art medium to feed me, challenge me, anger me, and confound me as vibrantly now as it did 30 years ago. Yeah, I am older and far more experienced. I wear the medals of Pain and Miles. I carry the wisdom of scars. Are those any reasons to assume comics can’t be a balm? That the pages of fantasy and the fantastic must fall silent before the slogging parade of years? Hell no!
 
At least I hope not. 
 
No. Strike that. Reverse it. I want, not hope, the New Release shelves to shine like a baby star. I want the glistening, bristling creativity of the unexpected. Too much to ask? Okay. Fine. We'll compromise. How about we settle on entertaining. Is that too much to ask of a publishing industry seeking our money and praise and money? To pull us, albeit briefly, away from the pallid gaze of the morning alarm, the monthly bill stack, and the daily rut vampire?
 
Well, gentle reader, I fear it might be.
 
Stan Lee exclaimed, "Excelsior!" from any rooftop, bus station, or international media outlet he could climb on before getting caught. I keep my ear to the ground today. The peaks and valleys carry jumbled static. There is no voice rising above the din crying, "Great stories come first!" or "Our goal is to be the best!" In the Maker's name, please correct me if I am wrong. I know examples of quality storytelling exist because when found I throw my time and money at them with thirsty gusto. Unfortunately, they are far and few. I will say none thus far carry the mantle "reboot", "relaunch", "re-imagining", or "revamp". It's been my experience that those words mean 'creativity by committee', which is no creativity at all. 

(Side note: I would give real money to see a Raymond Chandler, crime noir-esque Batman movie. Hello? Hollywood? World's Greatest Detective? Hello?)

Heraclitus observed, "No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it is not the same river and he is not the same man." 

McLuhan observed, "Every society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers." 

Shannon Entropy, as part of Information Theory, observed: The amount of information in a message is the amount of surprise. In other words, if you know what someone is going to say before they say it, then their message contains no information. Consider what this means in our social media age, and how it impacts comics. Oh? You see how that includes many other things? Well, I leave that for YOU to ponder... 

Bill Bryson observed, "My first rule of consumerism is never to buy anything you can't make your children carry." Children can carry LOTS of comics. Just saying.

I want to spend lots of money on comics. I want the comic industry to want to earn my money. It has generations of readers eager to shove greenbacks down their corporate G-strings if they'd give us reason to. We nerds like to spend money! 

There's a reason this meme exists.


Be as topical as you want, but do it with an ear to quality. Try new things while respecting the good that came before. Encourage and foster new talent while giving credit to the talent and concepts that carried you this far. Give us tales to pass down to our children. Hero's Journey? Anyone? That one seems to do well over the, oh, centuries. 

I want new and amazing. I want familiar and true. I want to spend lots of money. 

Well, comics industry? Here's the dangling carrot. 

What say you! 

Saturday, April 24, 2021

Spring Sprang Sprung

Winter again yields to the legion it once put to sleep. Life sparks awake in boggling abundance stretching stiff limbs upward to meet the warm sun. Scurrying and scratching things join others who survived ice and empty stomachs. The wheel turns yet again.

 

Be well. Stay well.

-Sam
 

Thursday, October 22, 2020

Maggot's Work - A poem. A story. A life.

 

 Maggot's Work

 

 I’ll clean this up, assures the maggot

The voice whispers in my ear as I pick myself up

After a sucker punching shadow grew from my candle

Standing in a field I continue the work

I train a sun dog to sit

I dance with Grendel

I absolve a murder of crows

 

I’ll clean this up, assures the maggot

The voice whispers in my ear as I pick myself up

After a pleading shadow clawed at my feet

Standing on a road I continue the work

I buy a value

I cheat a mettle detector

I reflect on a mirror

 

I’ll clean this up, assures the maggot

The voice whispers in my family’s ear as I am lowered

After a light stepped out from the shadow in my eyes

Lying under a low ceiling I continue the work

I count the sand of the world

I hold tight to a moment

I ask for more

 

 

 

 

Monday, September 28, 2020

Trying to bring Kung Fu movie sound effects into the real world

A video in which I (poorly) try to duplicate some Kung Fu movie sound effects in the real world using the guts of a (cheap) motion activated toy. A proof of concept, if you will. I know someone more skilled than I can make this happen. I believe in you!



Be well!

-Sam

Tuesday, July 7, 2020

"The Second Going" by Yeets

   

 The Second Going
        By Yeets

   Buffering and refreshing in the widening gyre   
   The vote cannot hear the voice;
   Things fall apart; the center is naught to behold;
   Monetized anarchy is loosed upon the world,
   The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere   
   Innocence is drowned in the ceremony;
   The best convictions lack all passion, while the worst   
   Are full of intensity.

   Surely some adumbration is at hand;
   Surely the Second Going is at hand.   
   The Second Going! Hardly are those words out   
   When a vast image out of Simulatum Mundi
   Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert   
   A shape with lion body and the head of a human,   
   A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,   
   Is slowly moving its thighs, while all about it   
   Reel shadows of the ignorant desert birds.   
   The darkness drops again; but now I know   
   That twenty-one centuries of stony sleep
   Were vexed by a nightmare hand rocking the cradle,   
   And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,   
   Slouches towards Bethlehem.com to be born?